Posts Tagged ‘30 Rock’

What I want

25 octubre, 2012

“I don’t want to hurt you. But I’ll tell you what I do want… I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame, and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet, and beefy forearms, like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.”

Tina Fey como Liz Lemon en 30 Rock (4×17)

How would people know who to vote for?

12 febrero, 2009

“We’re actors. If we didn’t exist, how would people know who to vote for?”

Jane Krakowski como Jenna Maroney en 30 Rock (3×05)

An announcement

29 febrero, 2008

“I’d like to make an annoucement. I just want to say that I’m really sorry for whatever I’m going to do at the party tonight and I forgive all of you in advance for leaving me passed out by the elevator in my own gravy”

Judah Friedlander como Frank Rossitano en 30 Rock (2×09)